(LANGUAGE WARNING) I feel a bit low energy today, but I'm looking smart! Today I took a look at The Daily Mail, and found out that one market stall owner has been banned from her local town centre for selling "offensive" Crusaders mugs!
I also think it's amazing that, if Jeremy Corbyn was in charge, ISIS Sally would have been able to come back to the UK, no questions asked. He doesn't want to prosecute Islamic extremists because it's merely a "political opinion". You couldn't make this up!
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